Eight Ways Jessica Simpson Can Make Her Third Reality Show The Charm

Eight Ways Jessica SimpsonCan Make Her Third RealityShow The Charm How CanJessicaSimpson'sNew FashionReality ShowSucceed?JessicaSimpson hasdecided to give reality TV another chance.She's signed on to be the celebrity mentoron NBC's new series, " Fashion Star," a"Project Runway"-esque design showhosted by Elle MacPherson.This will be Jess' third attempt at a realityseries—"Newlyweds" ended in divorce and"The Price of Beauty" ended in cancellation—so we hope she's learned a thing or two.Below, some suggestions for Jess to ensurethat "Fashion Star" is a hit.1. Learn the difference between chickenand tuna. We would love for Jessica toshow us how much she's evolved by eatingChicken of the Sea and actually knowingwhat it is.2. Stick to the challenges. Talking toomuch always gets Jessica in trouble. If shecan show us she's all business, we'll takeher more seriously as a "fashion guru."3. Keep the gas to a minimum. Jess hasbeen known to be fond of burping andfarting in public. We suggest she keeps hergas to herself.4. Watch the bottoms. In the past,Jessica's choice of pants has beendisastrous for her reputation. The momjeans were too unflattering, the daisy dukestoo revealing. To be a television success,choose bottoms wisely.5. No drama with Eric Johnson. We allknow what happens to Jess when she'ssingle and it's not cute. If possible, wesuggest she keep everything copacetic withEric until the series is a hit. No shotgunwedding, no dramatic breakup, no TMIabout their sex life.6. Keep Papa Joe off the set. Controllingstage dad, Joe Simpson, usually makes amess of everything.7. Get a catchphrase.Wanna make itwork, Jess? Come up with a catchphraselike Tim Gunn's. Eight Ways Jessica SimpsonCan Make Her Third RealityShow The Charm